Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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