At least make sure they are 18
Why
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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