Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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