So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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