The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just google imaged poop.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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