You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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