Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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