Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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