i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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