The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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