Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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