if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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