I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
