I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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