he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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