I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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