Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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