never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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