ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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