I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I look better un-naked...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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