plz talk dirty to me
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
sex in a hospital.. check
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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