some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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