i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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