Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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