I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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