I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I am one with the molecules
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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