just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You can't special order awesome
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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