If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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