question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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