She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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