I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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