i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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