Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Randomize
