Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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