Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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