i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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