I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
