I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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