I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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