I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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