im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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