they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
