was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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