Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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