can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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