Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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