the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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