You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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