Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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