we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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