That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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