In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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