he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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