sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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