My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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