Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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