I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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